AISubs v3.7
- Yo, what's up, I'm Tetsuya. - I'm Ryoya.
- I'm Toshizu. - I'm Yuma.
- I'm Mushimura. - I think ecology is amazing.
- As the saying goes, it takes care of you. - Yes.
But is it really like that?
What we're doing right now isn't just a number we're looking at.
- Let's test it! Ecology's number! - Take care of you?
- Today, we have an ecologist with us. - Oh!
- If you can take care of your body... - Yeah?
- You can also break it up! - Break it up?!
- We're always asking you to take care of your whole body. - Yeah.
- But this time, we'll ask you to take care of your lower body. - Oh!
- Only my right side is fine, but my left side isn't. - Oh!
- It's like this. - Oh!
- It's like this. - I don't know!
- Today, we'll do our best... - Oh!
- To see if ecology is really meaningful. - Yes!
- So, we have an ecologist with us.
- Yes! - It's a recovery shop!
- Oh! - Oh!
- There it is! - Please!
- Seriously? - We'll only recover half of it!
- Will you fix the other half of it? - That's up to you.
- Huh?! - That's up to you?!
- No, no, no. - That's up to you?
- That's up to the recovery shop. - That's up to you!
- Huh?! - Huh?!
- Is that okay?!
- Don't you want to do it when you see someone who's not doing so well?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Don't you want to do it when you see someone who's not doing so well?
- The massage is obviously bad.
- If you're like, "This is really bad," and you're like, "This is bad," we'll fix it for you.
- If you're like, "That won't change," we'll leave it as it is.
- Yeah! - Yeah!
- Let's do it! - Yes!
[Ecology Recovery Shop]
- The first event! Free throw!
- We'll throw 10 free throws and see how many of them go in.
- Let's get started. - Yes!
- Okay, Toshin, you go first. - Okay, I'll go first.
- I'll do my thing and rebound.
- I'll block. - I can't block!
- I'll block your free throw. - I'll screen it.
- Here I go! - Yes!
- Go for it!
- Oh! - Oh!
- Wow! - Yay!
- Oh! - Oh!
- This is how you use this scene! - This is how you use it!
- Oh! - Oh!
- Yay! - Yay!
- Wow! - Wow!
- Oh! - Oh!
- Two out of ten! - If you get worse, you'll get worse.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
- If you're half better and half worse the next ten steps,
you'll get worse, so you'll get worse.
- Yeah. - I think you'll get zero points next.
- Shall I go for it? - Yes.
- Yay! - Yay!
- Oh! - Oh!
- Nice! - Nice!
- Oh! - Oh!
He's working out now!
What?! No!
Two zeros makes sense, though.
- No, too many zeros! - No way!
I can't believe it, can I?
Here's your last one!
Damn!
- two zeros! - only two zeros?!
No!
Please, BUFFS!
Help me to play left hook!
- chime in! - Here we go!
You're too strong!
Hey, BUFFS!
Is playing jersey too tough for you?
- Huh?! - Huh?!
- It's not going in at all! - Wait, is that even possible?!
- I can't do it! - Can you do it with Zoya's money?
- Hey! - I can't do it!
- I can't do it at all!
- It's over! - What are you talking about?!
- What about Yumemaru? - Yumemaru...
- After his body breaks apart, he can't even lift another board. - That's right.
- On the other hand, it's possible for them to collide and go in at the same time.
- I don't like bats either. - Here we go!
- I'm counting on you! - Oh, that was close!
- You're good! - That was close!
- Wow! - That was close!
- Huh?! - Halfway done!
- I know, I know! - It's not good!
- Hey! It's not reaching!
- Yes! - Yay!
- It's over! - Yay!
- 2-2! - There's only 2-3-2 left!
- So, the first challenge for Felix is 2-2-0-2! - Yes!
- If you do it later, you'll feel bad about it. - You'll be surprised! - Is that true?!
- If it's like this and it's 0-0-1-0, then it's definitely an "oh!"
- Let's move on to the next challenge! - Yes!
- The second challenge is 50 meters! - Yes! It's dangerous!
- It's no good! - 50 meters is already a dangerous age.
- My body hurts! 4% probability of fracture. - I think 50 clearly understands this.
- Ah, yes, yes. - In terms of time.
- When you run, you use your left and right equally. - That's right, that's right.
- This is already important for balance between left and right. - Do you bend like this?
- That's right. What happened to your earring earlier? - Hahaha!
- Let's do it! - Yes!
- How many people will do the stopwatch? - Should I do it now?
- You're the only one who can't do it.
- I'm sorry! - I'm sorry!
- Let's do it! - Get in position!
- Ready!
- It's like... - It's like this.
- There's nothing to say about it.
- Toshimitsu-kun! 7.65 seconds!
- Oh, that's about 10 seconds.
- Let's simply aim for first place in this.
- Ready!
- Oh, it's moving more than Toshimitsu's. - Toshimitsu's hand is bigger.
- Tetsuya! 7.21 seconds!
- Wow! - That's fast!
- Isn't it fast? - Are you ready?
- I'm ready! - Ready!
- It's fast! - It's fast!
- It looks fast!
- Isn't it fast? - Yamamaru-senpai! 7.66 seconds!
- It's slow! - Oh, well, well, well...
- Okay, last but not least!
- Ready!
- It doesn't look like anime at all!
- Musa! 7.73 seconds!
- Oh! - That was close!
- It's "onnoji". - It's "onnoji".
- Isn't it "onnoji" for everyone? - It's "onnoji".
- Well, everyone's time was like this. - Yes!
- With this, it'll be like this next time.
- Everyone's time will drop!
- No, I'm tired of it now and I'm tired of it, so it'll drop.
- Okay, let's move on to the final event! - Yes!
- The final event is "Can you walk straight with your eyes closed?" - Yes!
- There is a straight line 20 meters away, so you will close your eyes from the start and walk straight towards the number of people on the other side.
- In the end, you will see how far you are from the number of people. - Then, let's go to the gallery now! - Yes!
- If you get a 20-meter line, say "stop" like a Mario Party! - Stop!
- Now, we are ready! - Yes! - Ready!
- Start!
- Okay, okay, okay, I put it in.
- Stop!
- No, you're walking straight!
- Isn't it good? But it's scary to look ahead. - Stop! - Huh?
- Go ahead! - Stop!
- Huh?! - Huh?!
- It was surprisingly good! - Yeah, it's pretty good!
- 40 centimeters! - Great!
- Yes, please close your eyes! - Wow!
- Ah! - Yes, okay!
- Ready! - Start!
- It's getting closer!
- Apparently, someone is getting closer! - Wow! - Someone is coming this way! - Come here!
- Still? Still?! - Stop!
- I'll take it! - Huh?!
- Ah! It's a little off! - It's a little off!
- Tetsuya, you were walking to the left, making it easy to understand! - Oh, I'm left-handed!
- That's why you're left-handed! - Wow! I'm left - handed!
- It was a park! - No, it wasn't! It was a park!
- 67 centimeters! - No way! Really?!
- But you said it was 40 centimeters! - 167 centimeters!
- Hey, it's completely different! - What?!
- What are you doing?! - I'm sorry!
- I'm going now! - Here we go!
- Ready!
- Start! - Also, I think it's better to wear eye masks upside down.
- Wow! - He's serious in front of Tetsuya!
- Is it a dark stone? - It looks like a centipede.
Hey, it's cold!
[It's not cold, it's hot!]
- Where is it? - Stop!
- Oh, okay! - Oh!
- Isn't it good? - It's close!
- 84 centimeters! - 84!
- It's about half of Tetsuya's. - Let's go!
- Ready... - Start!
Oh, no! I did it! I got the hang of it! It's over!
I can't do it anymore! I can't do it anymore!
- Wait a minute... - You forgot how to walk!
I might have done it!
- You forgot how to walk! - Not yet?
Really?
Stop!
- That's not good! - What are you doing?!
- That's too much! - That's too much!
- How many centimeters is it? - It's 2,220 centimeters.
- I don't know if it's bad or good. - I know! I know!
- I wish we had a drone like this. - Yeah, me too.
- I wish we had one like this. - Okay, here are the numbers.
Each of you will go to the recovery shop and get half of your body fixed.
- Then you'll split up. - Okay.
After that, you'll all get worse.
- Time for recovery! - Okay!
I want you to do it left and right.
- It hurts! - Do you recover only half of it?
- I'm in my teens. - How old are you?
- I'm 38. - You're getting better.
- Okay. - Thank you.
- You always did it right.
- It's the same. - It's totally different.
- The right one is so easy. - It's interesting. - It's hard.
- There's a triple in it. - Okay. - Thank you.
- Are you recovered? - Yes. - Everyone is on the right side. - Everyone is on the right side.
- It's not bad, but it's better than before. - It's better? - It's six.
- It's better overall. - I see. - We'll start from here. - Okay. - Let's go, Furi. - Okay.
- I hit the ball. - Be careful. - Be careful. - Let's go. - Let's go.
- It's close. - It's bad balance. - It's bad balance. - It's close.
- Oh, oh. - Oh! - Whoa! - It's bad balance. - I'm still on the ball. - Your body is separated up.
- Whoa! - Awesome. You saw it now, right? - Your body is separated up. - Whoa! - Whoa!
- It's separated up. - Okay. - Last shot.
- Ah! - It's a tie?
- A tie? What does it mean? - Well, there's still one person left.
- Okay, I'll go second. - Okay.
- Second shot. - Whoa!
- Ah! It's powering up! - Indeed.
- Can you hold it for a bit? - Ah!
- Whoa! - Whoa!
- Huh?! - Ah, it's a tie!
- Huh? Why is it separated up? - It's separated up?
- The ball is going to the right. - It's going to the right.
- Whoa! - Whoa!
- Nice! - Whoa!
- You're strong! - Peketan is strong! He's getting stronger!
- He's completely over the wall. - Oh, nice!
- Ah, it's in! - Nice!
- Whoa!
- Ah! - It's separated up!
- Recovery is bad. - Ninth shot!
- Whoa! - Ah!
- What's up with you?!
- It doesn't matter. The ball doesn't change. - Here I go!
- Isn't it amazing? - Only the right is really deep!
- It's really deep, isn't it? - I feel like it'll go in deeper this time.
- Look! - Oh!
- It's the same as before. - It's the same as before.
- Oh! - Whoa, that was close!
- Huh?! Didn't it go in?!
- The thing is, it's too light and it doesn't go in.
- What are you doing?!
- It's too wide. - It's more fun than before.
- Oh! - Oh!
- Too cute! - Break that!
- You suck! - You suck!
- Hey, hey, hey! - Last one! - Last one!
- Oh! - Oh!
- Zero! - Zero! - Zero!
- It's the same thing! - Everyone's resistance is so different.
- It's the same! - It's the same!
- Honestly, I'm not second anymore. - I'll aim for first place.
- It's dangerous. - Break that!
- Oh! - Oh!
- Huh? - Huh?
- Huh?! - Huh?!
- Oh! - Oh!
- Nice! - Yeah!
- Huh? - Oh!
- Oh!
- It'll be bad if you don't put it in next! - It'll be weird!
- Yeah! - Yeah!
- It's separated! - Wow!
- It's not too separated! - What's going on?
- Basketball doesn't have any impact. - Yeah.
- It doesn't have any impact. - For now.
- Originally, right and left aren't evenly spaced. - Yeah.
- But it's impossible for everyone to be 50 meters apart. - That's right. - That's right.
- To be honest, free throws are an extra. - Yeah.
- With the remaining two items, it'll obviously be bad. - Yeah.
- Because it's small. - Yeah.
- Okay, let's go with 50 meters! - Yes!
[50 Meters Free Throw]
- I'll go over it. - Okay.
- On your marks! - Ready!
[50 Meters Free Throw]
- Ouch!
- Toshimitsu's running doesn't feel like it's working at all.
- Huh?
[Toshimitsu's running doesn't feel like it's working at all.]
- It's not bad compared to last time.
- Toshimitsu's running doesn't feel like it's working at all.
- Did you say something bad?!
- Time!
- 7.78 seconds!
- Huh?! It's getting slower! - It's falling!
- How is it? Is it slower due to the slight distortion?
- Yeah.
- Tetsuya's time is...
- 7.21 seconds!
- Ready!
[Toshimitsu's running doesn't feel like it's working at all.]
- Ouch!
- Time!
- Record!
- Okay!
- 7.34 seconds!
- Huh?!
- It's falling!
- It's slow!
- Doesn't it feel like it's falling?
- Yeah.
- How about 0.1 seconds?
- Juman's turn!
- 7.66 seconds!
- Ready!
[Toshimitsu's running doesn't feel like it's working at all.]
- The pressure is crazy!
- It's coming!
- Go!
- Record!
- 7.71 seconds!
- Oh!
- It's falling!
- It's falling a little!
- 0.5 seconds!
- Okay, last one!
- Mushi-san!
- 7.73 seconds!
- Get in position!
- Ready!
[Toshimitsu's running doesn't feel like it's working at all.]
- Start!
- Mushi-san, 7.73 seconds to...
- Yes!
- 7.61 seconds!
- Huh?! It's getting slower!
- Yay!
- This is complicated.
- It is complicated.
- Mushi-san's running is a little faster, though.
- Out of the four of you, three of you are behind in time.
- Oh, I see.
- So, you're winning now?
- Mushi-san's right hand has a bolt in it, so it's lighter and more organized.
- It's like, "Oh, I just lost the bolt!"
- "Hey, wait a minute! How heavy is this bolt?"
- So, it might straighten out after this.
- I see.
- It's like that.
- If it straightens out after this, it's a problem with the bolt.
- Yeah, I'm a little concerned about that.
[Toshimitsu's running doesn't feel like it's working at all.]
The final event is "Hiding Eyes and Walking Straight" Challenge.
- I've been walking straight for a while now. - That's right.
- I'm not used to it. - Yeah, you're a little off to the right.
- Yeah, I'm 40cm off to the right. - Ready, go!
It's easier to walk than before.
I feel like I'm walking straighter than before.
- You're off to the right. - I'm a little off to the right.
- I'm 1.8m tall. - You're 40cm off to the right.
If you're off to the right, that means you're really off to the left.
- Yeah, I might be perfect for this. - Yeah.
- I'll massage your butt. - You're the only idiot here.
- You're the only idiot here.
- Can you massage my butt? - But if you do that, will it get harder?
- Take it easy. - Something's gonna come out.
- Okay! - Ready...
Start!
- Hey! Hey! Don't interrupt me!
- Wow! - Here I go!
- Wow! - Wow!
- 4 meters and 4 centimeters! - Wow!
- Way to go! - Wow!
- This is frustrating!
- You're really good at this!
- I feel like I can do it!
- You know, bugs...
- They come like this, don't they?
- Maybe it's better to go around from the start.
- They come like this!
- Don't do it! Don't do it!
- I won't do anything!
- I'm doing it seriously!
- I'm 4...
- No, 80 centimeters to the left!
- Ready...
- Start!
Go!
I'm off!
What?!
- If you make me worry like this... - Is it dangerous?
- There might be a balance problem. - For real?
Why is it like this? Right, right, left?
3 meters, kg!
Hey, hey, hey!
I'm not walking straight at all!
- Seriously, you're walking straight in the dirt! - For real!
- I was walking straight and left.
But I know it's going to get worse.
- But what if it gets worse than that? - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm curious about the result of someone who can't go any further.
I'm not going to move at all, for real.
Ready...
Start!
This is straight, right?
As expected.
Oh, it's going. It's fixed.
Go!
5.50 meters!
Huh?
I didn't think it would be this high, but...
Let's edit this part out!
What?
What did you say?
I said it's better if we edit it out!
So, the results of this test...
Yes!
In general...
Yes!
Everyone was getting worse.
Everyone was getting worse!
Really, these three...
They were walking 50 meters slower...
And they were walking straight...
Only you...
You have a bolt in your right wrist...
So, your right half is already tired.
It doesn't matter!
Your logic is perfect!
I don't know what to say anymore!
Right?
I'm sure you realized how amazing you are now!
Yes!
Your body feels lighter after you lost weight...
So, you can see the effect there, too!
So...
Let's help each other in our lives!
Yes!
Goodbye!